Trump's been whipped by Putin, Xi, Modi and Kim Jong Un

Even other authoritarians can't stand him. Meanwhile, he's putting the U.S. in grave danger.

Source: Associated Press video.

I’ve been a little quiet for the past few days, as we were dealing with the passing of our pit bull Artie, who many of you will remember me talking about over the past 14 great years of his life. (And thank you to those who’ve written me kind notes.)

But of course the world has gone on and gets more dangerous. I popped up to see U.S. adversaries gathering together, making a mockery of Donald Trump. So, a few words on that.

Trump thought he was being slick when he met with Vladimir Putin in Alaska to supposedly use his supposedly great friendship with Putin to end the war in Ukraine.

He also thought he was being slick when he slapped 50% tariffs on India, when its authoritarian leader, Prime Minister Narendra Modi, wouldn’t stop buying Russian oil.

And he’s thought he’s been really slick with President Xi, believing he was affecting China’s economy with tariffs that would cripple it.

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But as we know, China said screw you, and slapped on bigger tariffs. And while the trade war between the two countries has subsided somewhat, China never caved, and Trump never got what he wanted.

Modi also said fuck you, and now is in the warm embrace of Putin, with whom he held hands over the weekend at China’s summit of anti-Western leaders.

Modi also refused to take Trump’s call, in an act of total humiliation for the feeble orange man with blue hands, as Trump fumed over the Putin-Modi bromance.

This is not normal!

Seeing Xi, Putin and Modi creating an alliance—Modi and Xi having the largest populations and fastest-growing economic markets in the world — with Putin is a five alarm fire.

But then Kim Jong Un turned up in their orbit, in Beijing with Xi, Modi, and Putin to attend China’s military parade.

Trump—clearly feeling left out and very small—went nuts about it on Truth Social.

But it only shows how much he has no influence and credibility with any of these leaders. He so wants in the club, but even these villains don’t want him. To them, he’s just an amateur who also wants to push them around. They’re betting on banding together—a scary thought—and pushing the U.S. around. From ABC:

President Donald Trump took to his social media platform as Chinese President Xi Jinping, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and Russian President Vladimir Putin appeared together in Beijing for China's largest-ever military parade on Wednesday.

Trump accused Xi of "conspiring against" the United States as they attended the parade, which marked the 80th anniversary of Japan's surrender in World War II.

"May President Xi and the wonderful people of China have a great and lasting day of celebration. Please give my warmest regards to Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un, as you conspire against The United States of America," Trump wrote on social media as the parade was underway.

Trump referenced America's involvement in World War II in his post on, saying, "The big question to be answered is whether or not President Xi of China will mention the massive amount of support and 'blood' that The United States of America gave to China in order to help it to secure its FREEDOM from a very unfriendly foreign invader."

"Many Americans died in China's quest for Victory and Glory. I hope that they are rightfully Honored and Remembered for their Bravery and Sacrifice!" the president wrote.

But Xi sloughed it off and, speaking at the parade, let Trump know that he’s not afraid of him:

The Chinese nation is a great nation that does not fear violence, and that stands independent and strong. In the past, when confronted with a life-or-death struggle between justice and evil, light and darkness, progress and reaction, the Chinese people stood united, rose up in resistance, and fought for the survival of the country, the rejuvenation of the nation and the cause of human justice.

A top aide to Putin, Yuri Ushakov, accused Trump of conspiracy-mongering:

I want to say that no one organized any conspiracies, no one was weaving anything, no conspiracies. Moreover, no one even had that in their minds, none of these three leaders had that.

It’s a painful, humiliating needling for the narcissistic Trump because Putin’s aide is basically saying, “We’re not even thinking about you.”

Kim committed himself to Putin at the summit, and it’s clear that Kim, Modi, Putin and Xi stand with Russia against Ukraine.

Kim said, "As I said during our previous meeting, if there is anything we can do to help Russia, we will certainly do that, and we will regard this as our fraternal duty. We will do everything in our power to assist Russia."

After the meeting, Putin and Kim hugged in front of reporters, with the Russian leader inviting Kim to visit Russia. "Come back again," Putin said.

Trump’s Alaska summit did nothing. After Melania sent a letter to Putin imploring him to stop the violence because of “children” killed in the war, Putin responded by killing many more children—after bombing a U.S. factory and offices of the European Union—launching an attack on Ukraine that is the biggest blitz in the war, as NATO is scrambling planes.

Putin now has the full backing of the other leaders Trump tried to bully or bromance, or both—not understanding diplomacy at all—and has no reason to pull back in Ukraine, nor from threatening Europe or any other U.S. interests.

And no amount of embarrassing, whining, threatening, or ranting Truth Social posts is going to stop that.