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Jan 3, 2023Liked by Michelangelo Signorile

you know the GOP was salivating all over this guy's potential. Hoping this is the start of a year of exposing the GOP for the lying hateful theocratic grifters that they are.

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Ooh, and don’t forget drama queens added with, “the lying hateful theocratic drama queen grifters that they are”. LOL. Not R’s in disarray, but R’s in total apocalyptic chaos. LOL !! Pass the popcorn.

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Touché 🙏

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Jan 3, 2023Liked by Michelangelo Signorile

UGH....Grennell just makes me want to vomit. I hope Brazil charges Santos in absentia and the US gladly extradites him.

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Exactly. That would be delightful and heartwarming

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Jan 4, 2023Liked by Michelangelo Signorile

The GOP laid the groundwork for Trump. Santos is the fallout when no low is too low. That it's blowing right up in their faces is the icing on the cake. I hope this trend continues right until 2024. They are not there to govern, they're there for performative bs. And there is nothing more pathetic than supporting a political party or institution that not only loathes you, but is actively working against your best interests. I'm also hoping Santos takes an involuntary trip to Brazil.

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Hopefully a rendition holiday. God what a vile dirt ball

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Jan 4, 2023·edited Jan 4, 2023Liked by Michelangelo Signorile

The Santos fabulist show is an ongoing sideshow presently on hold, while the surreal voting for the Majority Speaker of the House becomes the current "main event". I had a daydream that had 2 aspects to it, one.... that the Repugnants humiliating public showing climaxes in their overnight decision to abandon McCarthy, Jordan & Scalise et al, & select someone from outside the House (& that IS a legal option) & that "freedom "caucus forces the selection of their own "Messiah"....Donald J Trump as the Majority Speaker!! The second daydream was that the GOP can't make the required majority numbers and the Democrat's Hon.Hakeem Jeffries becomes the Majority Speaker of the House.....with the farcical, lack of GOP strategy and the ignorance of the radical members....anything is possible...let my daydream become my reality !!!

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Hakeem! Hakeem! Hakeem!

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As a Canadian I was a little confused as to who could vote for the leader of the house. Was it only the Republicans or could everybody vote? When I discovered that everyone could vote, I thought why don't a few Democrats give McCarthy the number of votes he needed to put him over the top? That way the 20 (?) Freedom Caucus would have no sway over McCarthy and as leader of the house, he determines who gets to sit on the many house committees. Without being "beholdin'" to that small group, he could effectively sideline them.

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Well -- the truth is he cannot be trusted. Democrats could never go by his word and he's one of them -- he voted to overturn the election. This GOP is not "moderates" vs. far-right. It's far-right (most of whom are election deniers) vs. extremists and terrorist apologists.

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Jan 4, 2023Liked by Michelangelo Signorile

Like the GOP in general, no bottom is too low for this guy. Your further revelations iced the cake regarding the usefulness he would have been if the sociopathy weren't exposed. I arrived home to the 3rd McCarthy failure to secure leadership votes, the inmates have taken over the asylum.

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Jan 4, 2023Liked by Michelangelo Signorile

How deliciously tragic for Santos. He exposed the GOP as hucksters and propagandists who thought his voice would give credence to their war on LGBTQIA+ Americans. Radio’s Stephanie Miller describes the GOP as a “big bag of rats, fighting, biting, and chewing each other up”. An apt description for a group of people more invested in harming than helping. Santos would have been one more bullet in the chamber. Instead, the gay darling of the MAGA tribe of psychotics has turned into a blank making noise but lacking any true firepower.

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Mike, BLAST !! POW !! BLAM !! Recalling old Batman show fights. Your writing skills and wording are off the charts here today. Loving it. The holiday break recharged you for sure, you’ve come out with both fists and devastating left hooks, KO’s. I’m smirk-smiling all the way through reading this as you decimate and totally annihilate this fraud on steroids Santos. “Show us your birth certificate Santos!!!” We cannot believe a damn thing he says. Mike penned: “But after the scandal broke the joyous squealing fell more silent than a herd of feral pigs that suddenly keeled over”, “Richard Grenell, the big fish in the fetid little pond, was dizzy with delight after Santos’s win”, “But now a cat’s got Grenell’s acid tongue. Usually spewing venom against those who expose MAGA mania, Grenell.....”, Mike, that’s writing gold and we “get” “feel” your great vexations over this psychotic lying creep actually taking an OATH today to get in high office. What that says about the GQP speaks almost as loudly as their continued support, or at least tolerance, of The Donald. DJT is all quid pro quo and the rest of GQP are as well. Birds of a feather.... McCarthy quid pro quo accepts Santos’ oath and seating today for that one precious vote to be Speaker. Summation: GQP going rapidly backwards on LGBT rights is ALL about the new 6-3 radically right winger, fraudulent, justices lying during their hearings in order to get confirmed, “It’s settled law, there is precedence, we accept that”. GQP is relying on the six corrupt illegitimate SCOTUS to support them when cases get to the nine. Over play their hands at the risk of losing more elections.

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Jan 4, 2023Liked by Michelangelo Signorile

Right ON, Rick! Mike really threw down with this column on George Santos!

But beyond what we know so far, it still begs a couple of questions...is Santos actually an LGBTQ person? And if so, is he the G or the B of those initials, considering he was also married to a woman until 2019, virtually moments before he filed for office? Is there REALLY a husband? If so, where is he and is the marriage itself legit?

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Lorie, Some are wondering if he got her a USA citizenship with the marriage. Someone mentioned she has nice big oversized house now. What if she is so wealthy that she gave him pile of cash for that and is how his income soared so suddenly?? Nothing can be ruled out in skullduggery and he.

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Oh, oh, oh, this just gets better and better!

But I think somebody a lot 'Bigger', someone in the financial territory of the Mercers or Kochs, funded that Devolder Foundation and the (was it $700k?) personal loan to his campaign. Nobody needs to give an American $700K to gain citizenship? - I'm sure there are people with student debt all over the place who'd do the deed for $25-30K! :-)

Rick, I also liked the commenter who pointed out that Santos may now be overweight because he's stress-eating. Before that comment I'd decided that he had himself photo-shopped to slimness for his campaign photos. So much to laugh at here.

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We’ve been stuck in bizarro land ever since 2016. Feels SO long. Or as if there is an inverse parallel universe out there and we swapped everything, all is now upside down and inside out. I’d like off this ride, cannot see a fast exit. At least the GOO is out of our White House and I sleep better the nuclear football is not in arm’s reach anymore. GOO Great Orange One. The horrors of reality he could’ve just said “Huh, what’s this button do? and like a neonatal cretin, pushed it. (I know there are some safeguards but still, that was four longest years of uncomfortable sleep).

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Agreed. The Trump years did more to age me than all the arrogant, misgynistic men I had to work for in academia for over 25 years! But Biden is just more comforting and smiles like a gentle grandfather, yet keeps Trump's policy toward Cuba, has a CIA that is continuing coups in South America, and this week has bureacrats begin administering a program known as ACO/Reach which aims to privatize MORE of Medicare services. While the faces change, and Democrats give us breathing room, the savage capitalism that the Supreme Court has unleashed continue to threaten us all, Rick. The question for decades has been, "How long before the 1% devours all of us?

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Thank you, thank you, thank you Rick! I had a lot of fun with this one, I must say! And so many receipts here.

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Such a great point, Michael! Fox News/Republican Party love their LGBT people like Santos and Jenner, who have politics that are so insanely right, they call their fellow LGBT citizens fighting for safe schools for LGBT youth, "groomers," and support dehumanizing "Parental Rights in Education" (Don't Say Gay) bills. Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham and Ron DeSantis were salivating over the prospect of having a gay man telling them and their audiences that their hatred disguised as journalism/policy was entirely called for. We dodged the Santos bullet, because these GOP morons forgot that a gay man who helps spread hatred against other gay men, has to be consumed with toxic blind ambition or self-hatred, or, given the unholy nature of Santos's Holocaust, Pulse, 9/11 trifecta, be a sociopathic liar!

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Jan 4, 2023Liked by Michelangelo Signorile

Being a sociopathic liar seems to now be the prerequisite for running as a Republican.

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🤣Tis true

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As someone who has struggled with weight most of my life, I take schadenfreude delight in seeing his weight fluctuate up. Among many other things, Santos is a clear poster child for stress eating.

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Amazing piece. What more to say. Santos’s actions have accomplished so much. They’ve shown that the GQP will in the face of staggering lies that are stratospheric remain silent. Silence = Death. One can only hope so. If any one needs any more convincing that the GQP is a complete train wreck, dumpster fire and giant hot mess combined with zero principles, zero substantive policy positions and only are interested in the dissemination of hate, bigotry and lies than consider seeking a neurological evaluation pronto.

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Thank you Neil! It was a bit of hiding in plain sight but fun to connect the dots.

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You’re welcome Michaelangelo. Always nice to read pieces that are insightful, informative, affirming and amusing all at once.

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